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September 4, 2011

The truth behind Scala

Filed under: Language, Scala — de.velopmind @ 5:58 pm

Now that the discussion about Scala’s complexity, mind broadening or mind twisting features and so on is on the board again with posts like

Yes, Virginia, Scala is hard (David Pollak)


Scala is for drivers (Michael Fogus)

I am delighted that my vacation lecture gave me the ultimate answer, why I in contrast to other fellows in development got the impression that the occupation with Scala has broadened and is further broadening my mind.

The hint to the answer is here:

Where does the name “Scala” come from?

And the answer itself  is in this quote of my lecture:

“The Winding Staircase, as it was known, […] represented man’s intellectual climb toward the Divine Truth. Like Jacob’s ladder, the Winding Staircase was a symbol of the pathway to heaven […] the connection between the earthly and spiritual realms. Its steps represented the many virtues of the mind.”

Dan Brown, you never imagined to be quoted in this context, eh?

Well. Scala is not a one-step replacement for Java. That is true, and it is good that it is.

Trying to learn Scala has indeed similarities with the Masonic degrees: Once you are initiated, you learn step by step the secret symbols and rites. Scala seems to be dangerous in the hands of the uninitiated, but it is a artefact of great power in the hands of the initiated ones.

Here are the degrees and the secrets that are unveiled when initiated to each:

Scala levels: beginner to expert, application programmer to library designer

I am happy that I came to know Scala, which, at least for me, is enlightening.

So I think, that The Lost Symbol looks like this:

(PS: Don’t take this post too serious, heh?. In the end it’s my vacation. Serious stuff is left for later).


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